The ultimate accessory
That emphasizes his masculinity,
Intensifies his hero complex.
Never to be put down
With his stubble in tow.
Steady mocking on the low
Long as she, Shiro, the zero, knows.
Don’t dare blow the whistle
And unload the pistol
‘Cause his stock will plummet
Faster than Shiro’s hooking knickers on payday
Screaming checkmate
After that late night I’m late text.